Last week I took my wife’s car into the shop. It was making a horrible noise and I suspected the brakes. I looked up the prices for brake service online and had a bit of sticker shock, but whatever - her car needs to run.

So they call and sure enough it needs brakes - both axles, and an alignment and brake fluid flush. The brakes alone were way over what I expected. Fuck! I told them to do the work; didn’t have much choice as I had no time to run it somewhere else or uber around and she (my wife) was working.

I never told her what it cost, but she ended up seeing when we went to pick the car up. We had gotten there late, pretty much at their closing time, but we called ahead and they said “Jimmy would keep it open for us.” Sure kinda flipped. “This is way too much. Honey you can’t pay this. Jimmy is there anything you can do? Is there a discount?”

I just wanted to pay and get out of there. It was a long ass day and I was torched, so I was glad when Jimmy said “no I can only give discounts for favors”. I pulled out my wallet to pay and my wife cuts in with “what favors?”

Now i’m looking at her like are you serious, do you even know what you just asked for lmao. I look at Jimmy - he’s short, chubby, and completely unthreatening when he says “the kind of favors that make me feel good you know”

I looked back at my Jen (wifey) who finally figured out what he meant and is now blushing furiously. I’m laughing and like “yeah, no i’ll just pay”. I guess Jen thought I was laughing at her because she gets pissed and says to me “what you don’t think my favors are good enough”

I’m trying to figure out how to tell her she’s mistaken and I actually was laughing at how naive she is when she turns to Jimmy and says “SO Jimmy, for a 75% discount what do you and your shrink dick want?”

I’m slack-jawed. No way am I okay with her showing this guy her tits or some shit.

Jimmy responds with “a handjob, with two conditions”

That’s actually…not bad. As long as he doesn’t want her naked and taking pictures and suck, that really wouldn’t bother me. Jen over there is almost laughing when she responds “what are the conditions?”

“1) it’s bigger than your husbands then you have to suck it. and 2) If you can’t fit it all in your mouth, then I get to cum anywhere I want.”

I’m not feeling very threatened by this. Jen looks at me with a sly grin and I’m grinning back. My dick is huge. This isn’t going to be a problem. I nod yes to her and she says “deal” he looks at me and I repeat “deal”.

“Alrighty” Jimmy says, seeming to stand up taller and looking my wife up and down. “Kneel down over here and get your man’s cock out”

“I’m sorry what” I said and Jimmy goes “yeah bro, unless you want mine compared to thin air. I’d be happy to take the easy win”

Lol he’s got a point. So Jen kneels down and pulls me out. She’s good at giving head, and i’m getting harder, and harder, and harder until my full 8 inches is out and she’s mostly sucking the tip. Jimmy looks over and says “keep going, get him harder.”. I’m thinking what a cocky prick - ain’t no way. Jen looks at him and says “are you blind he’s a fucking rock.”

Jimmy looks her in the eyes and just smiles. He grabs her hands one at a time and places them on his jeans. I swear I hear Jen gasp a little bit.

Jen looks over at me with a strange guilty look and I hear a zipper drop and we both look back to Jimmy. Jen reaches into his pants and pulls his cock - which doesn’t come out. Sure reaches further in and this time has success pulling the cock that never ends out of this guy’s fly.

I will never forget the image of Jimmy’s semi hanging out and down. Simply obscene.

Jimmy brought us out of our stupor by grabbing his cock with both hands like he couldn’t lift it with one. He steps over to me and like sets it over mine. My 8” rock hard on doesn’t reach to his jeans. His reaches to my belly and doesn’t fit, the head and an inch or two is bent up, squished against my abs. I can’t see my dick in any way beneath Jimmy’s - not even my balls which sit way wider than my shaft - it’s a cock eclipse.

So Jimmy takes Jen’s hand and moves it to my balls and says “Feel these”. Then he moves her hand into his fly and says “Feel these”. She was kneeling on her knees kinda casually, but when she felt his batter-makers she jerked a little bit, clamped her knees shut. Her free hand shot between her legs and she squeaked out a little “oooo”

“What’s the verdict Jen” Jimmy asks, “will you be sucking my cock?”

She pulls her hand out of his fly and responds by grabbing his shaft and diving down to give the tip a quick suck and swirl her tongue around it before replying “yes.”

Jen’s ministrations continue and as my cock is deflating in horror, Jimmy’s is inflating. He’s probably 80% hard when he asks “can you fit it all in?”

She responds by trying. It’s a hopeless cause and I want to tell her to just forget it and jack him off. She must have been determined though because my oh my did she try. Eventually she gives up and says “I can’t”

“Good now just jack him off” I say, but sly Hint says “we can’t be sure yet, let me try helping by pushing it in.”.

For some reason Jen says good idea and next thing I know this guy is face-fucking her insanely hard - like only someone with a foot of cock could. Jen is crying and moaning and surprisingly rubbing her pussy. She’s got her fly undone maybe I can’t really tell.

Jimmy looks at me while he’s holding Jen’s mouth down over his cock and says “your bitch is in heat for my dick. She’s rubbing her pussy up nice tryin to imagine taking it in.”.

I’m just like “dude are you gonna cum?” like seriously fuck this guy.

He responds “yeah i’m gonna cum. Tell you where.” And he picks Jen up literally by pulling her head off his cock and up until she stands and he faces her right towards me and pulls her back against him by her hair. I see now that yes definitely her shorts are open. He whispers in her ear and I see her eyes widen and lock onto mine. He pushes her forward slowly and as her face comes within inches of mine she whispers something inaudible. She shakes (which I realized in hindsight was her pants being pulled down) and says loud “HE’S GOING TO CUM IN MY PUSSY”

I feel her get pushed into me and she lets out a loud groan. I brace myself and catch her, but realizing that i’m bracing her so Jimmy can shove his massive tool into her pussy until I look over her back and see her pussy lips getting pulled out, stretching backwards string his shaft.